omg i almost pissed myself
It’s a brave new world
(Source: sokkascactusjuice, via northernwatertribe)
Water is the element of change.
Earth is the element of substance.
Fire is the element of power.
Air is the element of freedom.
my thoughts during school
me: i wonder when my teacher lost their virginity
me: what if a man with a gun walked in right now
me: whens lunch
me: the fuck is this
me: why are you here
me: can i kill all of you with one bullet
me: what if i locked all the girls in the locker room and made them fight to the death like the hunger games
me: what if i stood up on the desk and ripped off my pants
me: dont touch me i have more followers than you
the awkward moment when you see people you follow on tumblr on campus and you want to say something to them but you dont
Slow down Katniss by 25% and what do you get? Will Ferrell.
Meryl Streep accepting her third Oscar for The Iron Lady at the 84th Academy Awards (26 Feb 12)
this makes me crack up so bad