my thoughts during school
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me: why
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me: i wonder when my teacher lost their virginity
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me: what if a man with a gun walked in right now
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me: whens lunch
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me: the fuck is this
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me: why are you here
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me: can i kill all of you with one bullet
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me: what if i locked all the girls in the locker room and made them fight to the death like the hunger games
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me: what if i stood up on the desk and ripped off my pants
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me: dont touch me i have more followers than you
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me: ugh
the awkward moment when you see people you follow on tumblr on campus and you want to say something to them but you dont
(Source: believed, via h-potter)
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Slow down Katniss by 25% and what do you get? Will Ferrell.
(Source: captaintightpants, via meerareed)
virginiachance:
Meryl Streep accepting her third Oscar for The Iron Lady at the 84th Academy Awards (26 Feb 12)
(via bisexualneverromantic)
teenmale:
this makes me crack up so bad
(via kortnieviolet-says-stopthehate)
Taking a break for a while
If that means unfollowing me, then unfollow away
I’ll be back in the future